do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
this is my chance
"hey can i look at your phone?"
"yeah one min"
babe can i show you my d*ck
Nothing I expected but everything I wanted
I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why